The Hawaiian Pizza Fuzz features just three knobs, which by tweaking each, can reveal overdriven tones of classic Dumble, tweed, and British amplifiers, as well as thick, Big Muff-style fuzz and grungy gated dirt.
Your quest for toanz have brought you to our HAWAIIAN PIZZA™: a bespoke artisanal blockchain of handcrafted tone, the sonic equivalent of a forbidden delicacy, all from just three knobs and the truth*.
We discovered this circuit in the discarded manila file folders of our old multinational overlords, the Caroline Corporation, alongside all kinds of very 1970s corporate villainy and sci-fi plans for world domination.*